cheaters never prosper...

Well it seems like everyone’s formed this opinion of ‘Tima in relationships’. Funny how the world perceives you when you’re not paying attention.

According to almost everyone I interact with on a daily basis; family, close friends, and the occasional jump off here and there, (I’m kidding, I don’t have any friends) I am unfaithful to all my boyfriends.

Now I won’t deny it, but back in the day, before moving to happy ole Yonkers, I was a bit reckless. I wasn’t the best girlfriend and I know that. I was young and far more selfish than I am these days. Ironic twist; the one time I devoted myself to someone and decided that he was the only one for me, I got screwed royally. I mean the kind of screwage they make a soap opera out of, one that you’re friends cut school, miss work and Tivo to watch.

So forgive me if I’m not quick to jump into a relationship with someone without having a plan B through G. Besides, I don’t even do the relationship thing really, it’s more like a ...friendship wit some emotions and very little sex.

The point is I can be faithful to boyfriends…but I don’t really have boyfriends. And when I do, I’m good to them…Besides cheaters never prosper...